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@ClichedOut: My dog walking company has terrible reviews and I'm being sued. My garage full of dogs is totally worth it.
@Tmoney68: Not saying I'm lazy, but if we had a motion detector alarm in our house it wouldn't have gone off all day yesterday, even though I was home.