@thefosterer: lol no thanks my tires rotate themselves every day
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@ChristianGalia1: i like keeping my metabolism on its toes. Like what’s it gonna be today, complete starvation or 6,000 calories.
@murrman5: *pushes cart from 20 feet away into cart corral perfectly* "did you see th-*wife is already calling parents to take the kids for the night*
@TenaciousGrace_: Part of me says, "I can't keep drinking like this." While another says "Don't listen to her, she's drunk."