@weinerdog4life: Long story short, I accidentally left the cat in the refrigerator.
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@OhYeahILied: "I'm not a violent person but people can change", I whisper as someone takes a bite of my food.
@fro_vo: Genie: what is your first wish Joe: i want to be rich Genie: granted. and what is your second wish Rich: i want lots of money
@NASHterpiece: I'm glad it's the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the shit I should be doing.