@anerdonfire2: Look dude, I'm going to need to see alot more chest hair and jewelry if you want into my Disco party
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@bingowings14: I'm just a boy, standing in front of a printer wondering if he forgot to press something.
@PaperWash: Can you imagine getting the girl of dream's phone number and her first text to you she spells it "defantely"
@ojedge: [train] MAN EATING NUTS: "Want one?" [offers bag] MAN IN TRENCHCOAT: "May I have… seven?" [coat rustles excitedly]