@blade_funner: Look picnics, if I wanted to spend three hours protecting my food with a spork, I'd just go to prison.
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@TheMichaelRock: Me: How much for the selfie stick? Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day.