@Shingaboop: Look UPS guy, you can't just show up at someone's house unannounced and expect them to have pants on.
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@garrettbarry70: Accidentally changed neighbor to neighbour and now I'm saying stuff like "bloody hell" and "brilliant"
@sbrooks13: Accidentally took an adderall instead of an anti-depressant now I'm SUPER focused on my depression.