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@murrman5: [looking at wife's tombstone]
today would've been our anniversary
*falls to knees*
why did I pre-buy her tombstone causing her to divorce me

[looking at wife’s tombstone]
today would’ve been our anniversary
*falls to knees*
why did I pre-buy her tombstone causing her to divorce me

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