@AngelaEhh: Looking for a +1 for my wedding.
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@ahamedweinberg: Tombstones should just say how old the person was. I don't wanna walk around doing grave math.
@daemonic3: "KIDS, GET YOUR SHOES ON WE'RE LEAVING FOR SCHOOL IN SIX HOURS!!!" -- Centipede parents
@iwearaonesie: girlfriend asks you to get wine: You're getting laid wife asks you to get wine: You're getting yelled at