@AngelaEhh: Looking for a +1 for my wedding.
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@SouthrnPinUpMom: Moms get super human strength when put in life or death situations. Last night I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth during a tantrum...
@kchees: All the single ladies put your hands up! *handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now.
@TFLN: (513): They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.