@AngelaEhh: Looking for a +1 for my wedding.
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@JB4Realz: [Marriage Counseling] Wife: He's always messing up even the simplest phrases. Me: I THOUGHT we were gonna keep that on the download...
@SortaBad: I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.