@ericacanrant: Looking for rich sugardaddy to support me so I can support my boyfriend so he can tweet more. *thoughtful romantic tweet*
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@DaddyJew: Doctor: are you an active marijuana user? Me: not really, I usually just sit on the couch and play video games
@LowkeyNerdy: i don't need a "previously on..." ive been watching this show for 9 hours straight
@BillWeirCNN: Say one positive thing about your opponent Well...he does convert oxygen into carbon dioxide which helps trees grow.
@ThingsJackDigs: Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby.