@kwirkyKerri: Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job.
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@sixfootcandy: Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
@ilovepie84: "Sure the Decepticons are trying to kill us, but at least the price of fuel is reasonable" -Optimistic Prime.
@flashember: [Ghost describing stalker to sketch artist] "He was a yellow circle with a demonic mouth." *holds up drawing of Pac-Man* *sobs* THAT'S HIM!