@kwirkyKerri: Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job.
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@ItsBobBelcher: To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.
@SequelsWeWant: 2001 A Space Odyssey 2 The spaceship returns HAL is just as uncooperative as ever. He never works. He becomes the basis for Windows 10.
@WilliamAder: Twitter announced today that they've lost 134 million dollars this year. I don't know if they want us to look for it or what the deal is.
@topaz_kell: The field sobriety test was going ok until I grabbed two traffic cones and did a Madonna impersonation.