@venkaiceprinces: Looks like I'm finally going to meet my twitter crush, don't know if I should diet or let him find out the hard way Im good w camera angles
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@myles_morrison: I changed my wifi name to "14.4k dial up connection" so no one would bother stealing my signal.
@AGreaterMonster: A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it!
@vanluvz1: I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
@markleggett: If you accept small grammatical errors, decent society collapses and then everyone starts marrying dogs. That's what happened to Australia.