@venkaiceprinces: Looks like I'm finally going to meet my twitter crush, don't know if I should diet or let him find out the hard way Im good w camera angles
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@SaraESpivey: Ironically, the Boogeyman was a terrible dancer.
@whatmaddness: Me, in my *best* Sean Connery voice: Would you like that shaken or stirred? My friend, horrified: Maddie, please just give me my baby back.
@mrjohntofu: People find one band-aid and suddenly no one wants anymore of my homemade salsa.
@TitaniumToplass: use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying
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