@Spaziotwat: *Looks up from pestle and mortar "Phew! Powdering this baby is hard!"
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@iAmDelFreaky: Mom: Any big plans today? Me: Yes, of course, my friend is coming over and... Mom: The mail doesn't come on Sundays. Me: Oh, then no. :'(
@Eightinchgoat: Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air. Don't do dope, kids.
@thestlouisan: ME: A restful night's sleep sounds nice BRAIN: Here's a dream about an owl with teeth