@Spaziotwat: *Looks up from pestle and mortar "Phew! Powdering this baby is hard!"
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@o__0Dev: Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on. Boom, problem solved!
@robotrowboat: Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse.
@uMakeMeBad: At Walmart with a box of condoms and a Barbie play set, now I need to pick the right cashier to ensure maximum awkwardness for us both.