@CauseWereGuys: Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death.
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@drxubair: I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit.
@Scott_A_Gilmore: Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball.
@weismanjake: Hangman is a weird game to let kids play. Hey kid, if you don't think of this word, a random man will be put to death.