@CauseWereGuys: Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death.
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@trevso_electric: Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,
@BindzBrain: The last 3 minutes of any podcast could all be confessions to murder and we'd never know
@TheToddWilliams: My doctor won't go away. I know what you're thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity.
@Plurmo: "What should we call the big finger?" "'Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one?" "PINKY!" "............."