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@Contwixt: Love is a can of soda. Open it up too fast & it explodes all over you. Take too long, it goes flat. But no matter what you should recycle.

Love is a can of soda. Open it up too fast & it explodes all over you. Take too long, it goes flat.  But no matter what you should recycle.

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