@yoyoha: Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has never been in a relationship apparently.
@dmctaggart: Your house is too dirty if you see bugs with little suitcases leaving it.
@Adam_Kingsnorth: Well doctor, my problem is basically this: when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.
@1MeLrO: Any girl can give you pics
I can give you a headache
@tomipuff: I would like a warm hound please
A flaming puppy
"Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?"
Yes. A scorching pooch
@kelkulus: Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones, YOU die.