@Reverend_Scott: Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.
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@_sleepysmile: Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
@Lexactly: Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response
@oolah: If you replace phrase “Americans think” with “Americans with landlines who answer unsolicited calls think” it all makes so much more sense.