@Reverend_Scott: Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.
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@GrumpyComments: It takes a keen ear to pick out a girl's "I haven't finished but I know you're about to, so I'll try to be supportive" moan.
@NotARatsAss: Want to spice things up? Look them right in the eyes and lick their fingers seductively. My dentist didn't appreciate it, but yours might.
@pinapl: When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay.