@Reverend_Scott: Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.
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@BlindChow: *tree falls in the forest* *tree pretends to start jogging so it doesn't look like an idiot*
@Vice_Queen: Sorry for loudly singing "Whoomp there it is!" when you took your pants off. It's been a while.
@TEXASVETERAN: How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?