@Underchilde: Love means never having to say you’re sorry until you've thought up a good excuse.
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@stephenjmolloy: Me: "Stay back! I'm an expert when it comes to karate!" *mugger approaches* Me: "Karate is a martial art developed on the Ryukyu Islands."
@yourpencilskirt: No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
@ipalatsky: ok children, just to recap today's lesson, let's now repeat all the words you are not supposed to say.
@MichaelTrying: My calendar says there's a new moon tomorrow. The old one was there for 4.5 billion years; you'd think people would be more excited.