@LetsGoDoyers: Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator.
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@JasonLastname: [boss starts giggling uncontrollably during his presentation as I tickle a voodoo doll]
@blade_funner: [GOD CREATING BEES] G: Super important A: k G: And their spit tastes delicious. A....k G: But they're so *clenches fists* angry
@CelebrityGaucho: [Spelling bee, to clench victory] "O,P... (hesitates) A,W,E,S,O,M,E." Judges? (Opossum judges whispering for a bit) Correct.
@underrateDad: Wrong hole, except its just me watching my 3 yr old try to squeeze his head through the sleeve of his t-shirt...