@LetsGoDoyers: Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator.
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@thepatrickwalsh: Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn't include the word "hotshot."
@SuitableHolmes: Do you know where my mexican hat is? - It's somewhere bro.. Fine...a sombrero, but what I'm asking is have you seen it?
@_blotty: Him: you're so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me Me: that's really sweet Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse