@ScreaminZeman: I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions.

@POTerritory: Editor: You wrote a play about Victorian England using menstrual blood as ink? Me: Yes, it's a period piece.

@myconfusedface: Me and be Jealous?... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... Who is McDonald's and why are you 'lovin it'?

@JasonLastname: A horror movie where the girl in the woods actually outruns the mutated chainsaw murderer, then it shows him sadly limping back to his car.

@CantWaitToNap: "Lethal Weapon" is my favorite movie about how to fix a dislocated shoulder.