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@iGreenMonk: Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
@caliraingirl: I love the smell of fabric softener through the outside vents when people do the laundry. I get a lot of restraining orders though.
@WheelTod: Mosquitoes use a numbing agent so we feel no pain from their bites. This is one easy way to tell if you were bitten by a mosquito or a shark
@oh_georgi: I'm not flirting, I'm being friendly.
*gets on knees and undoes your belt*
@iAmJuddy: "Oooo, a window. Let's see if I can fly through it." - Dumbass birds
7 across) Person you work with, 9 letters
21 down) Person you hate, 9 letters