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@badbanana: Lunch. Meeting. Sure, let's ruin both at once.
@Monicann86: *logs onto Facebook*
*sees 347 ultrasound pictures*
*logs off forever*
@Tmoney68: Toy Story (1995) - A cowboy & a deluded astronaut battle over who gets to sleep with a 6-year-old boy.
@PJisBeast: I used to sanitize my son's bottles and Lysol his toys.
Then I caught him chewing on the dog's tail.
@SteveSuckington: "Look guys! No hands!"
-captain of the Titanic
@Home_Halfway: I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my phone so you can shut the hell up about your "scary" battle at Normandy, grandpa.