@badbanana: Lunch. Meeting. Sure, let's ruin both at once.
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@SamGrittner: Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is.
@KentWGraham: “Press the cube root of the 11th digit of pi divided by .5 and doubled if you’d like to speak with a customer service representative.”
@missekay: People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind.
@Try2StopME: If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad "iPhone 5S for $1 only"