@dance_blessed: Lust is not real love and Domino's is not real pizza but both are fine when you're drunk.
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@__MICHAELJ0RDAN: Its like they say, don't judge a apple by its color because it might be a orange.
@ericsshadow: Every year my wife buys me Christmas gifts I didn't ask for. Why would I need this many books about foreplay?
@01CandyQueen: I hate when people say, "You barely touched your food" like what do you want me to do stroke it?