@dance_blessed: Lust is not real love and Domino's is not real pizza but both are fine when you're drunk.
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@That_Damn_Duck: If you feel like your parents didn't hug you enough as a child then it's probably because they didn't really want you. Good talk.
@OutOfLeftField_: If a tree falls on your Ex in the woods, and no one hears it, still get rid of the chainsaw just in case.
@_ElvishPresley_: Bat 1: Do you ever think God made us blind so that we may see the world for what it truly is? Bat 2: (startled) who said that
@KoKeniSasquatch: Teenagers. Can't live with them. Can't get rid of them without bringing the cops around.