@dance_blessed: Lust is not real love and Domino's is not real pizza but both are fine when you're drunk.
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@_sshaikhh: Kids born in the years 2000 and after will never know the struggle of learning their birthdays in French like we did 2000: deux mille 2001: deux mille un 1997: mille neuf cent quatre-vingt dix-sept
@TheBoydP: If I come home from work and my wife is gone, I always think the worst has happened. I forgot something she said we were doing that night.
@andiedandie0: Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change .
@Mr_Kapowski: shipwreck diary day 425: saw a ship and crew waved but didn't want to look dumb and wave back if they were waving to someone behind me