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@ForEllieSylvia: M: What do you want for dinner?
H: I don't care, you decide
M: Sushi?
H: No, but whatever.
M: Mexican?
H: Nah, but your call.

He's dead now

M: What do you want for dinner?
H: I don’t care, you decide
M: Sushi?
H: No, but whatever.
M: Mexican?
H: Nah, but your call.

He’s dead now

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