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@theshantilly: "Ma'am, are you aware that you were going 92 in a 55? I'm gonna need you to step out of the car."

"Um, I have a boyfriend."

“Ma’am, are you aware that you were going 92 in a 55? I’m gonna need you to step out of the car.”

“Um, I have a boyfriend.”

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