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@TheToddWilliams: [magic show]
MAGICIAN {fanning out deck of cards}: Pick a card, any card...
ME: Your VISA card
MAGICIAN: God dammit!

[magic show]
MAGICIAN {fanning out deck of cards}: Pick a card, any card…
ME: Your VISA card
MAGICIAN: God dammit!

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