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@Mr_Kapowski: [magician rolls over in bed]
"Last night was amazing"

Woman: Magical. Make me breakfast?

Magician: [waves magic wand, eats her]

[magician rolls over in bed]
“Last night was amazing”

Woman: Magical. Make me breakfast?

Magician: [waves magic wand, eats her]

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