@shegotagronk: Pretty cool that there's no law saying you can't name your kid Squidward if you want.

@WheelTod: I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party

@offbeatoliv: interview: problem solving skills? me: i once fit 9 people into a 1986 Toyota Corolla

@GodDammitDanny: To the guy who just followed me with "Conservative, God-loving, pro-life" in his bio... are you sure you want to do this?

@jared_ish: I am not "aware" of any "laws" that "forbid" the use of excessive "air quotes" officer "Barnes."