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@stephenjmolloy: Magician: "Think of a number."
Me: "Okay."
Magician: "Are you thinking of a number?"
Me: "Yes."
*the crowd goes wild with applause*

Magician: “Think of a number.”
Me: “Okay.”
Magician: “Are you thinking of a number?”
Me: “Yes.”
*the crowd goes wild with applause*

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