@duplicitron: Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree.
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@fuzzlime: Do not underestimate me. 16 just dared me to eat the fish food. It's freeze-dried worms. Wasn't bad. I'm hungry.
@Shot_Of_Cabo: The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far.
@illuminatedwndr: cop pulls me over 2nite. comes 2 my window n asks, Cop: "do you know y i pulled u over?" Me: "because Batman is catching all the criminals"