@duplicitron: Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree.
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@joefrog1: If anyone is interested I'll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00pm until I get escorted out by security.
@MrGynosaur: Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can't find them so they cry
@Heather2Go: Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent.