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@Playing_Dad: Major Tom: This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
& I'm floating in a most peculiar way
GC: New phone. Who dis?

Major Tom: This is Major Tom to Ground Control 
I’m stepping through the door 
& I’m floating in a most peculiar way
GC: New phone. Who dis?

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