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@UncleDuke1969: "Make him press 1 again."
"Good."
"Now, 3 minutes of silence."
"He still there?"
"Give him 18 minutes of pan flute."

- Call Center Training

“Make him press 1 again.”
“Good.”
“Now, 3 minutes of silence.”
“He still there?”
“Give him 18 minutes of pan flute.”

– Call Center Training

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