@shelbyfero: "Make it two if you count my great personality - three if we include my charm! Hahahahaha oh um yes it's a table for one."
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@SarcasticAlly12: Me to my toddler: Listen up, small human. Here are some farm animal sounds you should learn to prepare you to climb the corporate ladder.
@GibJimson: You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero.
@NourhanKheir: I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone.