@sf14: Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling, "movies of Gary Oldman."
@Vodkantots: Me: My stomach hurts.
WebMD: You're a kid, trying to get out of something.
@Jesssicle: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like "Get outta here boys! I didn't get this chubby by sharing my milkshakes!"
@Eagle_Vision: If you're happy and you know it, share your meds
@FauxFawx: *buys condoms* So I just eat these and it traps the baby?
@jewfacekilla: Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too