@christopher9821: Make the little things count. Teach midgets math
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@Jennifergr8: God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese.
@abbycohenwl: Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet? Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
@Rollinintheseat: I took a "Which Friends character are you?" quiz and I got The Central Perk couch.