@christopher9821: Make the little things count. Teach midgets math
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@PinkCamoTO: Trainer: What's the most intense part of your work out? Me: Getting into my sports bra.
@1Happytwit: They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn't mean to eat it. I don't want to be a bug.
@DurtMcHurtt: *attaches canes horizontally to dozens of old man walkers *watches slowest jousting match ever