@christopher9821: Make the little things count. Teach midgets math
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@KatMcSnatch: Tip for twitter newbies: Before you start using twitter, please make sure this is really what you want to do with the rest of your life.
@truegritrumble: ME: A bear is just an angry couch. PARK RANGER: Sir, get slowly off the bear. ME: *snuggling in* No. It's fluffy.
@AndrewNadeau0: ME: You know what they say, "Never go to bed hungry." HER: Angry. ME: *Mouth full of nuggets* It's prolly cuz you're hungry.
@Dutch_50: So, wearing fur is wrong but wearing a Hawaiian shirt is OK? Do they even know how many Hawaiians had to die to make that shirt?