@somelightcrying: [makes eye contact with someone through crack in bathroom stall] hey
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@MichaelLarrick: Being illiterate and having a girlfriend would be easy. They'd be like "did you get my text?" and you could just be like "I can't read."
@supershayne: [Hops into ship] STARLORD: Let's do this. *inserts mixtape* "Hey, this is Hannah Baker, and if you're-" STARLORD: Crap wrong tape wrong tape
@SwartyComedy: They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years.