@Sassafrantz: Making a grocery list after 8 beers is awesome because the next morning I get to wonder why I need 7000 bags of pizza rolls.
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@KateWhineHall: Pro tip-If you bring a toy boat into a hot tub and repeatedly reenact the Titanic, in a few mins you'll have the entire hot tub to yourself.
@Smooheed: Tonight I realized that I gaze at cheese in much the same way that first time mothers gaze at their newborns
@sarcasticmommy4: Took my kids out to dinner & was quickly reminded why I never take them out to dinner.