@priscillastamos: Not all heroes wear capes
@brandihaugen: Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ?
Well. Then I'm a dragon.
@dullandwicked: I need a new hobby, like archery or heroin.
@Lovestained555: Before I die I want to be chased through the back of a Chinese restaurant.
@OakHill_: Her: Where have you been?
Me: I went to see a shrink.
Her: Are you having emotional problems?
Me: No... I just want to be smaller.
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