@priscillastamos: Not all heroes wear capes

@brandihaugen: Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon.

@dullandwicked: I need a new hobby, like archery or heroin.

@Lovestained555: Before I die I want to be chased through the back of a Chinese restaurant.

@OakHill_: Her: Where have you been? Me: I went to see a shrink. Her: Are you having emotional problems? Me: No... I just want to be smaller.