@BreadFoster: Man buns: Because girls want the convenience of a guy who always has a hair tie.
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@TheCatWhisprer: ME: bartender. another. BARTENDER: but you just- ME: *slams fist on bar* ANOTHER [bartender reluctantly hands me another moist towelette]
@TheIronSherk: *turns on deep-fryer* *tosses in chicken nuggets* *adds chamomile and lavender* *recites from the Book of Shadows* Voila, Wiccan Nuggets
@MrSkinnyGenes: We don't have Taco Bell in South Africa because this country's been through too much already.