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@Sickayduh: "Man, I did so much shit today"
*throws away diaper
@jessokfine: I'm not religious until you need help moving on a Sunday.
@unravelingfire: You know who else has a naughty list?
@crunchenhancer: Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!
@GinAndJif: If you encounter someone who is massively overreacting to something, calm them down by laughing at them.
@secondhand_cake: Just found a $5 bill in the dryer.
-Adds money laundering to criminal resume.