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@dubstep4dads: man...im so hungry i could-
*i catch eye contact with a horse*
"you could what?"
*shows his gun*
i could.. eat a sandwich
"thought so."

man…im so hungry i could-
*i catch eye contact with a horse*
“you could what?”
*shows his gun*
i could.. eat a sandwich
“thought so.”

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