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@FrenulumBreve: [Man in restaurant]
I'll have that lobster please.
*points to aquarium containing lobster putting finishing touches to his octopus disguise*

[Man in restaurant]
I’ll have that lobster please.
*points to aquarium containing lobster putting finishing touches to his octopus disguise*

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