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@GingerGander: Man texted: "I want you to be my little angle."
I answered: "Do you want me to be obtuse, right, or acute?"

Two days have passed, no reply.

Man texted: “I want you to be my little angle.”
I answered: “Do you want me to be obtuse, right, or acute?”

Two days have passed, no reply.

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