@badbanana: Man, the way these journalists are complaining it's like they only went to Sochi to use doorknobs and go poop.
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@ChrisStokdyk: Do you ever wake up, look yourself in the mirror and say, "My God, I look like a pillow" ? If so, that's not a mirror - it's your pillow.
@1Happytwit: I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent.