@badbanana: Man, the way these journalists are complaining it's like they only went to Sochi to use doorknobs and go poop.
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@causticbob: I hate it when people say "Oh, I'm a vegetarian except for fish". Yeah? And I'm a non-smoker except for cigarettes. #WorldVeganDay
@ka_waltz: every cat falls into one of the following categories: • looks like it knows how to use a sword but refuses to teach you • looks like it just finished eating an éclair