@badbanana: Man, the way these journalists are complaining it's like they only went to Sochi to use doorknobs and go poop.
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@MarkAFuqua_Hunt: I'll always be here for you.... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you.
@benmekler: If u wanna be happy the rest of ur life Never make a prairie falcon ur wife They need a moderate altitude To catch burrowing owls for food
@ArfMeasures: THERAPIST: I want us to share our emotions with the whole group today. Who wants to go first? ME: Me! T: Thank you! ME: [leaving] No problem