@JB4Realz: Many people are shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician.
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@LMHPhotog: Next time you’re swallowed by a whale, stand up through the blowhole like it’s a sunroof on a limo. Throw your arms up. Have some fun!
@NicCageMatch: Learn from your mistakes. Make better & better mistakes until you're making the best mistakes possible.
@HiddenPinky: [Home after awful day at work, my dog greets me] Me: At least somebody's happy to see me! Dog: *shakes head, pulls banana from pocket*