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@IGotsSmarts: Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock.
@longwall26: A doorbell that whispers "hide."
@Cheeseboy22: Pretty disappointed to find out that "Toys for Tots" isn't a program where I trade my kids's toys for delicious tater tots.
@tastefactory: [in front of fire]
DATE: I'm still kinda cold *she looks at my jacket*
ME: Oh! Yeah *I take off jacket & throw it in fire* That oughta do it
@BriarSlyMadness: I'm not feeling myself today...
...would YOU do it for me?