@IGotsSmarts: Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock.
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@EndhooS: Kid 1: Why'd you call me Aphrodite? "After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop? "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"
@DamienFahey: 70% of the Earth's surface is water. The other 30% is covered in advertisements for The Blacklist.
@maurex23: "I like Trump because he isn't a politician." Right, because whenever my toilet breaks I call my electrician.