@RobDenBleyker: Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!
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@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.
@PS_IRuddYou: Just drove past a new typewriter repair shop... That's not a front for anything illegal I'm sure...
@daemonic3: *Buys map of world, pins up on wall* *Swears to visit wherever it lands* *Aims dart* Map: I have a boyfriend
@MissAnneBlondie: Coffee so strong, you finish the "to do" list, that you haven't even written yet.