@JT_IV_: Mario and Luigi fight to the death, in "The Plunger Games".
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@BlazedDonuts: The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died.
@farleftcoast: A jogger just yelled at me for accidentally blowing pot smoke in his face. So I yelled at him for making me feel fat.
@Blunt_Sarcastic: When coming out of any coma, try keeping your eyes shut for another day or two to see what everyone's saying about you.
@maughammom: Me: "Want a banana?" 3yo: "Yes, but don't cut it up. And don't peel it. And don't make it be a banana. Make it be a waffle."