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@matt___nelson: [Maroon 4 meeting]

Adam Levine: "Our band name sucks"

Drummer that no one knows the name of: "let's think bigger"

Adam: "I've got it"

[Maroon 4 meeting] Adam Levine: “Our band name sucks” Drummer that no one knows the name of: “let’s think bigger” Adam: “I’ve got it”
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