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@abbycohenwl: [marriage counseling]
Wife: I just wish he wasn't so clingy
Husband: YOU KNEW I WAS A BARNACLE, LINDA

[marriage counseling]
Wife: I just wish he wasn’t so clingy
Husband: YOU KNEW I WAS A BARNACLE, LINDA

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