@Sanbel11: Marriage is an institution. So is the mental hospital.
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@GreenishDuck: Fun Fact: 100% of people don't know what to do with a dirty dish at someone else's house.
@nbadag: [sexting] HER: ok well i think we're done here lol ME: it's bc i used 'betwixt' isn't it? [typing ellipses for a solid minute] HER: yes
@Pirate_nurse: Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not
@man_spach: "I'm sorry I could never do that for you," said the cat sulking away after catching me on the internet looking at pics of cats in space.