@TankCesar: Marriage: when hanging out goes way too far.
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@iloveskyrim71: I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, Shark! Help! I just laughed, i knew that Shark wasn't going to help him.
@notacroc: [1st date, opening scene of star wars] ME: *leans over* those are the stars DATE: thanks ME: but you have to wait for the wars
@SteveSuckington: Eat shit dude! No seriously, it's good for your eyes. You've never seen a dog with glasses have you?